SCRUBADUB RADIO SCRIPT
(SFX: CHASE SCENE MUSIC, ENGINE ACCELERATING)
WOMAN:
Faster! Faster!
MAN:
Don't worry, I think we can outrun them!
WOMAN:
It must be this dang climate change!
MAN:
Quick - turn up the radio!
ANNOUNCER:
This just in: Scientists have been tracking a migration of GIANT BLOATED PIGEONS.
And they're heading this way.
(SFX: COO-COOING AND FLAPPING OF WINGS OF THOUSANDS OF DIRTY BIRDS)
This swarm of burly birds is considered highly dangerous to ALL vehicles the roadway.
After digesting acres of French fries and salami sandwiches, experts say these birds are now ready to make their mark.
(SFX: DESCENDING BOMB SOUND, SLOWLY FALLING TOWARDS GROUND, THEN "SPLAT")
No clean car is safe! The best solution, experts say, is SCRUBADUB CAR WASH.
Their professional staff will quickly wash and wax your car BY HAND—cleaning the mess left by these winged creatures from Satan's birdcage.
ScrubaDub offers the attention to detail that old-school mechanical washes just can't deliver.
And, unlike mechanical washes, ScrubaDub won't leave your car with a warped antenna or scratched mud flaps.
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So don't let a dirty car drive you out of your bird.
Visit scrubadub.com for the nearest location.
Because the invasion of these Giant Bloated Pigeons is just a matter of time-
(SFX: ONE LONE PIGEON COO-COOING)
-and wind direction.
VO:
ScrubaDub Car Wash. It’s time for a great car wash.
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